Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Is This Politically Incorrect?

WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE IN?

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
   
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

 Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

 Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

 The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

 The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" 

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."

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