A Mathematical Formula for Success In Life

This comes from two math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience. 

It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. 

This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? 

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

Is represented as:
 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1314 15 16 17 1819 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K or 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And *K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E * *11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = *96%*
 
*But ,*A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

*A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G*1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while *Hardwork* and *Knowledge** will get you close, and **Attitude* *will get you there.

It's the* *Bullshit* and *Ass Kissing* that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

I've never seen a better explanation than this formula.