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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
     
Here are the winners:

 

1.  Cashtration (n.):  The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 

2.  Ignoranus:  A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3.  Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your  money to start with.

4.  Reintarnation:  Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5.  Bozone (n.):  The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6.  Foreploy:  Any misrepresentation about

yourself  for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti:  Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8.  Sarchasm:  The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

9.  Inoculatte:  To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10.  Osteopornosis:  A degenerate disease.(This one got extra credit.)

11.  Karmageddon:  It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right?  And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12.  Decafalon (n):  The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13.  Glibido:  All talk and no action. 

14.  Dopeler Effect:  The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 

15.  Arachnoleptic Fit (n.):  The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16.  Beelzebug (n.):  Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17.  Caterpallor (n.):  The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The  Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate  meanings for common words.

And the winners  are:

1.  Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2.  Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 

3.  Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4.  Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5.  Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.  

6.  Negligent, adj. Absent mindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7.  Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8.  Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavoredmouthwash

9.  Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10.  Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11.  Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12.  Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n.  A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n.  A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

The Insanity Intensifies!

Up is down, in is out, wrong is right, white is black and black is white, shake it, don't stir, for we are the new revolution, now knocking at your door, sir!

This might be close to something someone like Van Jones, the avowed Communist and now commentator for MSNBC, who was once in Pres. Obama's closest circle of advisors, said about what was to come eight years ago.

Well, it seems that such a statement has come true with the announcement that the organization, funded by none other than the former Hedge Fund Manager, George Soros - notorious for nearly crippling at least three different country's economies in the past in order to promote his "Open Society" initiative - Black Lives Matter is going to receive a "Peace Prize" for their recent efforts. Say what?

That's right, the group seeking to foment violent revolution and has been recommended by some to be placed on the F.B.I.'s terrorist watch list is being hailed by an Australian university as deserving recognition.

But wait... there's more! Here's Katy Perry's response to the Manchester bombing of a few days ago. Her kind of ideology is a result of growing up being surrounded by those who constantly tell her that she's wonderful, fantastic, such an intelligent person and performer, etc., that they actually believe it, or they wouldn't spout such crap.

In contrast...
 
“That goal is to meet history’s great test — to conquer extremism and vanquish the forces of terrorism,” Trump said Sunday while speaking in Saudi Arabia to leaders of dozens of Muslim nations.

“Terrorists do not worship God, they worship death,” Trump said. “If we do not act against this organized terror, then we know what will happen. Terrorism’s devastation of life will continue to spread.”

Finally, I share a very powerful video at this link which asks us a very important question we must all seriously consider. Scroll down to watch it. Now that's real sanity!

The Mystery of Seth Rich's Murder Grows Darker

Seth Rich

Ever since the Clintons were in Arkansas the list of deaths associated with them has been merely speculative. But now, new developments are increasing speculation into what some see as adding yet another victim to the Clinton's long list of silenced individuals who, either saw something they shouldn't have, or, threatened to expose them for the corrupt politicians that they've proven themselves to be.

The July 2016 death of 27 year old Seth Rich has now moved into a new phase with the parents of the deceased having asked the D.C. Police to release information about their son's murder in the Bloomingdale neighborhood of the nation's capitol. For more details on this story, follow this link.

Then there's this from Sean Hannity at FOX News about the Seth Rich murder... and then there's this from TTN. More fake news?

Please, sign this White House petition to appoint a special prosecutor to look into this matter.

For those who may have had their memories of nearly a year ago erased, or muddled by all that has happened since last July, I provide here a link to refresh it for you. Depending on which propaganda outlet you've watched for news in the past several years, you might believe that it's no big deal for a Secretary of State to illegally set up and use her own server which was open to hacking; even if the Director of the F.B.I. lists all of the things she did, then says he finds no grounds to prosecute her. (For further information on the Comey/Clinton connections, see my previous post titled, " 'Follow the Money', Deep Throat".)

Former DNC Chair Interfered With Crimminal Probe of Her IT Staffer

You just can't make this stuff up, folks!

The former DNC chair - Debbie "Blabbermouth" Schultz - exposed the true attitude of liberals about wielding their power when she came face-to-face with the D.C. Police who wouldn't give her the DNC's computer back by threatening "consequences". 

Now, she could be facing the threat of prosecution for obstruction of justice. Let's hope she, and her partner in crime, "Hildabeast", get to share the same cell together in the near future.

"Follow the Money!" Deep Throat

Remember that back during the Watergate Investigation of the early '70s the source of informational leads to Woodward & Bernstein was an individual identified as "Deep Throat"? His most notable remark to them was "Follow the Money!"

Of course, much of the mainstream media today, engaging in their "witch hunt" to oust the man elected as President who they hate and want out of office by any means necessary, is keen to use the Watergate connection to today's demands for, and subsequent assigning of Mueller as special prosecutor, to look into their claim that Trump colluded with the Russians to modify votes to cause Hillary to lose the election.

Well, let's take a closer look at some information which reveals that there's a Clinton/Comey connection of collusion which the mainstream media isn't willingly revealing to its viewers:

MORE INFO TO EXPLAIN THINGS:

As the dust settles behind Comey after his exit as Director of the FBI, new unsettling connections between Clinton and Comey have come to light.

 

Most strikingly, former FBI Director James Comey’s brother is a lawyer for the firm that manages the Clinton Foundation’s taxes — and that is just the beginning of the odd connections. (via Big League Politics)

Comey worked as a lawyer for Lockheed Martin up until 2010. During his time there, he had accumulated over $6 million. As Comey left, the mega-corporation decided to join the Clinton Global Initiative.

After Lockheed Martin started working with the Clinton Global Initiative, they were awarded 17 major contracts from then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

After leaving Lockheed Martin a very rich man, James Comey was appointed to the board of the British financial institution HSBC Holdings. The bank is also an affiliate of the Clinton Foundation.

James and his brother Peter appear to work in tandem to avoid revealing their pay-to-play practices. James Comey holds the mortgage on his brother’s house in Virginia. The corruption is absolutely rampant — it’s like they’re not even trying to hide it!

Peter Comey is the “Senior Director of Real Estate Operations for the Americas” for the Washington Law Firm DLA Piper — which was behind the 2015 audit of the Clinton Foundation.

DLA Piper is one of the largest all-time donors to Hillary Clinton’s election campaigns. Despite this connection, the law firm still manages the foundation’s taxes. This is a clear conflict of interest.

Essentially, the FBI Director had a direct financial connection to Hillary Clinton through his brother’s law firm. The pro-Clinton law firm DLA Piper reward the Comey brothers financially while the FBI director was supposed to be leading an investigation into Clinton.

This behavior is disgustingly typical of the Clintons, who often trade their political clout for their own financial interests. In this case, the Clintons were offering financial incentives to the man who was supposed to be leading an impartial investigation into their behavior.

The numerous connections between the Comey brothers and the Clintons are too many to ignore. Comey was compromised, so it is a good thing that Donald Trump removed him from office.

Essentially, wherever James Comey goes, Clinton Foundation money isn’t far behind.

Pravda Style News From CNN

This is a great example of just how desperate and unscrupulous this news network station is. IMHO, this is despicable! It's not cute, it's showing just how far CNN has come to being our modern "Pravda".

Having taught for two-thirds of my career as a teacher at the elementary level and seeing this interview segment from CNN, it is clear to me that this is a "puff piece" to reinforce and perpetuate the lie they've promoted to those liberals who are beside themselves over Hillary's election loss last November; and they're out to do whatever it takes to get him out of office.

Asking such questions of third grade children causes me to wonder... how much preparation did their N.E.A./P.E.A./S.E.A. - a.k.a. teacher's union member - teacher spend on coaching and selecting these students to be on CNN's panel? What most viewers don't realize is that there are a lot of unknowns which occur before and behind the interview that can easily and frequently skew such pieces as this. 

I can guarantee you that even if there was no effort by these children's teacher to prep them, most children this age would either know nothing of what this reporter asks them, or they were exposed to the mainstream media coverage at home when their parents were watching, or had the television on for these kids to be influenced by. Thus, the reinforcement of the media's own narrative.

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