'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'   
 
 
 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,   I informed him.
                                                     
'All the food was slow.'   
 
 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'   
 
 
 'It was a place called 'at   
 Home,'' I explained. !   
 
 
 'Mom
 cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together 
at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I
 was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'   
 
 
 By
 this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to 
suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I
 had to have permission to leave the table.   
 
 
 But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :
 Some
 parents NEVER owned their own house, never wore Levis, never set foot 
on a golf course, never traveled out of the country or had a credit 
card.
 
 In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at   Sears & Roebuck.   
 Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died. Now there's not even a Sears anymore!   
 
 
 My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer.   
 
 I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow)
We didn't have a television in our house until I was 11.   
 
 
 It
 was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at 
midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it 
came back on the air at about 6 a.m. And there was usually a locally 
produced news and farm show on, featuring local people.   
 
 
 I
 was 19 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.' When I
 bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, 
swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's 
still the best pizza I ever had.   
 
 
 I
 never had a telephone in my room. The only phone in the house was in 
the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you 
had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already 
using the line. Oh yea, all phones then were connected to a wire that went out to the street & a telephone poll.   
 
 
 Pizzas were not delivered to our home, but milk was; in glass bottles with cardboard caps!   
 
 
 All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers   --   my
 brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a 
paper, of which he got to keep 2 cents.  He had to get up at 6 AM every 
morning.   
 
 
 On
 Saturday, he had to collect the 42 cents from his customers. His 
favorite customers were the ones who gave him 50 cents and told him to 
keep the change. His least favorite customers were the ones who seemed 
to never be home on collection day.   
 
 
 Movie
 stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. 
There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced
 for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most 
anything offensive.   
 
 
 If
 you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to
 share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren   
 
 
 Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.   
 
 
 Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?   
 
 
 MEMORIES from a friend :   
 
 
 My
 Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and 
he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a 
stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but
 my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt 
shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the 
ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam 
irons. Man, I am old.   
 
 
 How many do you remember?   
 
 
 Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.   
 
 
 Ignition switches on the dashboard.   
 
 
 Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.   
 
 
 Real ice boxes.   
 
 
 Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.   
 
 
 Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.   
 
 
 Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.